What movies have not aged well?
15.06.2025 06:18

Live and Let Die
-All the bad guys are black.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
He said he loves me, but why is it difficult for him to leave his wife?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Has Pope Francis signed a document that gay men can now become priests?
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Goldfinger
Why do people stop working towards achieving their dreams?
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
A View to a Kill
At what stage in your life did you realize, "No, I can't do this any more" and walk out? Why?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Why does cocaine makes me want to dress up and get fuck
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Why does everyone hate Ed Sheeran so much?
From Russia With Love
-”She is very sexyful!”
-”Ah so!”
Why do men choose to marry a plain Jane woman over a pretty woman?
You Only Live Twice
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Dr No
Scientists find proof that birds nested in the Arctic alongside dinosaurs - Earth.com
-J W Pepper
Moonraker
Octopussy
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Why is going on a date today so much different than it was when I was young?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Breakfast at Tiffany’s